We here at Zerofriends are proud to announce our Second Annual BROWN THURSDAY PRINT GIVEAWAY EXTRAVAGANZA!
What's the best thing about running an online business during an economy like this? I mean, aside from the overwhelming number of PHP Groupies and Hypertext chicks that flock to us because of our integrated shopping cart coding? Well, the best thing about this type of business is that we can have a huge Black Friday Sale ON A BROWN THURSDAY and get this SHIT goin EARLY!!
That's right, an entire day before some of you hoarders line up at Wal-Mart to get a free pair of the wrong sized shoes when you buy a 30 dollar flat screen, you can ON-LINE UP at Zerofriends.com and check out, alongside 15 BRAND NEW PRODUCTS, the new (temporary) slashed prices on a few Different Signed Limited Giclee Prints (40% off of some of them!!), as well as some t-shirts too!
(*Cue the Sham-Wow whore-punching guy now, stage left)
"And THAT'S NOT ALL! Hate spending money, even on stuff that's on sale, and NOT getting FREE STUFF??!! Well, so do I! That's why I have convinced the handsome (kinda) guys over at Zerofriends to throw in something FREE with ANY purchase of $25 or more!!! Want a print of a kid holding a shotgun and some crazy colors all around him??!! YOU WILL GET A FREE EXTRA PRINT TOO! What about a colorful Batman shirt to bless your chest?! FREE…EXTRA…PRINT! Want a print of a gay monster?!! WHAM! FREE EXTRA PRINT! There is NO escape from a bombardment of FREEEEEEEE! I know you are saying "Well, Sham-Wow Whore-Puncher, free is good and all, but what exactly am I getting free??" Good thing you asked, jerk! Let me tell you! What you will be getting is ONE of TWO HUNDRED individually signed and numbered, 8" x 10" exclusive Giclee print of one of two different Alex Pardee paintings! Both "THE SCRATCH FAMILY" & "BACKPACK THE THIRD" will be given out with every order of $25 or more in the order that WE receive the orders while supplies last! Note, you can NOT specify which of the 2 prints you would like, you will receive one corresponding to the order that we receive the orders in. Confusing? AWESOME! Check 'em out (And YES, we ship WORLDWIDE!)
So yah, let me re-cap what that crazy whore-hitter said.
1. Go to Zerofriends.com now. (YOU CAN CLICK HERE TO GO DIRECTLY NOW!)
2. Look around at some of the BRAND NEW PRODUCTS (shown below)!
3. Take notes, and WAIT PATIENTLY UNTIL THANKSGIVING (Officially starts midnight Wednesday night Pacific Standard Time)
4. Starting On Brown Thursday, Nov 25, Purchase ANY combination of items equalling $25 or more (it doesn't have to be one of the sale items) and recieve, along with your order, ONE free signed & numbered print (limited edition of 100)!*
5. EAT MORE FOOD!
*Limit of ONE free print per HOUSEHOLD. While supplies last.
Now Check out a selection of the NEW PRODUCTS, which are available NOW, but If you wait until the BROWN THURSDAY SALE then you have a chance to get a FREE PRINT alongside of your order:)
Just saying:)
NEW FULL SIZE LIMITED GICLEE PRINTS:
"DIGESTED EYEBALL"
22" x 17" Limited Eiditon of 50, Signed and numbered by Alex Pardee.
$50.00
Back by overwhelming popular demand! The re-issue of "The Day I Killed My Father", this time entitled 'The NIGHT I Killed My Father"
By Alex Pardee
Limited Edition of 200.
17" x 22"
Signed and numbered by Alex Pardee
$40.00
"LAZY EYED"
By Alex Pardee
Limited Edition of 100
17" x 22"
Signed and numbered by Alex Pardee
"THE MOST AWFUL THING"
By SKINNER
Limited Edition of 50
17" x 22"
Signed and numbered by SKINNER
MY FAVORITE MONSTERS, SERIES #3: GIANT MONSTERS!!
MY FAVORITE MONSTERS SERIES #3: GIANT MONSTERS!
By Alex Pardee.
Keeping the scale of the monsters intact, THESE monster prints are 8" x 10", which is bigger than the other 2 Sets (those are 5" x 7")!
Unlimited edition.
Signed by Alex Pardee
$50.00 for the whole set, including (From Left to Right) STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN, THE KRAKEN, MOTHRA, AND MCP (From Tron)! These Monster Prints are also available separately for $15 each!
BRAND NEW SECTION OF THE STORE: 8" x 10" UNLIMITED PRINTS!!
FINALLY! Some of our most POPULAR, in-demand Limited Edition Giclee prints that have been LONG SOLD OUT in their Larger, Limited form, are now reincarnated and available in UNLIMITED 8" x 10" EDITIONS! We are starting off this section with 5 of our favorite prints, but stay tuned as we will be releasing more periodically!
Assorted 8" x 10" UNLIMITED GICLEE PRINTS Signed by Alex Pardee.
$15 each.
This section also features some new limited print releases from TARA MCPHERSON & SKINNER AS WELL!
And semi-lastly, we also RE-STOCKED ON A BUNCH OF SHIRTS! So if we ran out of your size before, we may have it back in stock.
Anyway, why are you reading this far down?? Everything might actually be gone if you spend any more time reading my meandering banter!! So, in closing, HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM ALL OF US HERE AT ZEROFRIENDS! WE ARE DEFINITELY THANKFUL FOR EVERYONE OF YOU. Yes, even YOU, guy-who-hates-us-publicly;)
See you online in a couple of days when the SALE starts!
Thank you,
Alex Pardee
Zerofriends.com
